What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Scientists are experimenting with a completely new approach to combat human aging - Earth.com

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

So they tried

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why does Meghan Markle seem to struggle with acceptance in Hollywood despite her royal title and celebrity connections?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

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Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to